May 29, 2007

10 things losers on myspace do

ONE:

There is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace tracker.

it does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like

"OH-MY-GOSH this WORKS!!!"

No, it doesn't.

 

TWO:

To the people who have like 1,000 friends,

are you serious?

You don’t know half the people!

You're stupid.

Go play in traffic.

 

THREE:

Don't ever post pictures and say

"OMG, I'm so ugly"

"OMG, I'm so fat"

because if you were,

you wouldn't post them.

And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.

 

FOUR:

Nobody cares about threats over the internet.

Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.

Fighting online is like racing in the special Olympics;

even if you win, you're still retarded.

 


FIVE:

Quit crying because you're not on someone’s Top 8.

Who cares?

its MYspace!!!

NOT YOURspace!!!!

 

SIX:

Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?

MOVE ON!!!

Don't send me another request or message asking

"What's up with you not adding me?"

I don't want you as a friend,

that's what's up fruitcake!!!

 

SEVEN:

6th graders who have MySpace

and look like sluts, and act like whores

go somewhere else because nobody

wants you here.

And Parents: QUIT BLAMING MYSPACE for your kid being

a hooker, she was a whore before

Myspace, and she'd be a whore without it!

What does that say about your

parenting skills? ***Think about it!

 

 

 


EIGHT:

If you have decided to read this,

you are a true MySpace Friend.

Real friends read their bulletins.

 

NINE:

I say you go and pass this on

and maybe it will finally get through people's brains.

 


TEN:

And if you open a bulletin and it says something like

" Repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog

tonight, or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom "

QUIT BEING A DUMB ASS!!


This is a test to see how many people

in your friends list

actually pay attention to you.


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10 THINGS LOSERS DO ON MYSPACE
 

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Posted on 05/29/2007 6:28 AM Comments (1)

May 14, 2007

THIS HAS TO STOP!!!!!

<center><FONT SIZE="5"> HEY PLZ HELP ME SPREAD THIS AROUND

<FONT SIZE="7">THIS HAS TO STOP!!!

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REPOST THIS.

<FONT SIZE="9"> Living creatures are suffering for your comfort.
If You pass on any chain mail, I hope you pass on this one.

<h3>No one cares about your middle name, or what you did in 2006 or stupid stories that involve killers in the night.</h3>
<i>THEY ARENT REAL. GET OVER IT.</i>
THIS IS.

 

<center><font color=Red><B>
This is wrong to the <I>highest</I> level. Please help spread awareness of the animals that go through  testing. It is not right and should be stopped. The following images are of animals that have been used for consumer product testing. They are graphic.


<img src="http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00003/82/08/3338028_l.jpg">

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If you have a heart you'll repost this.


IF YOU DONT REPOST MAYBE YOU NEED TESTING ON YOURSELF!!!</B></font>

 


Posted on 05/14/2007 4:39 PM Comments (0)

April 13, 2007

this is almost all of the info. on the murderdolls

Wednesday 13
Instrument: Vocals
Real Name: Joseph Poole
Age: 27
D.O.B: August 12th, 1976
Resides: Landis, NC
Marital Status: Wednesday 13 is married with 1 child (girl).
Previous Jobs: Delivering Magazines.
Previous/Other Bands: Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13, MST
Favourite Super Hero: Mr.T or Morbius the Living Vampire
Influences: Horror Movies, Alice Cooper, KISS, Mötley Crüe, Tuff, Poison, FP, Twisted Sister, HanoiRocks, KFC
 

 

Joey Jordison
Instrument: Guitar
Real Name: Nathan Jonas Jordison
Nicknames: Superball
Age: 29
D.O.B: April 26th, 1975
Resides: Des Moines, Iowa
Marital Status: At the time, Joey has a Girlfriend.
Previous Jobs: Joey used to work the midnight shift at a Des Moines gas station.
Previous/Other Bands: Anal Blast, Avanga, The Havenots, Hell Pig and ofcourse Slipknot)
Favourite Super Hero: Killjoy from Necrophagia
Influences: Black Metal, Hanoi Rocks, Slayer, Faster Pussycat, Morbid Angel, Faith No More, Mr.Bungle, Kiss, Motley Crue, Deicide, Dark Throne..etc

Acey Slade
Instrument: Guitar
Nicknames: Bones or Mr. Bones
Age: 30
D.O.B: December 15th, 1974
Resides: NYC
Marital Status: Single i believe
Previous/Other Bands: Vampire Love Dolls, Mannequin (temporarily), and Dope
Favourite Super Hero: Catwoman in the Tim Burton movies
Influences: NMBC, Jack Skellington, Jane's Addiction, Hanoi Rocks, Emily Strange, Caffeine, Manic Street Preachers, AFI, Slayer, Faster Pussycat..etc

Acey Slade
Instrument: Guitar
Nicknames: Bones or Mr. Bones
Age: 30
D.O.B: December 15th, 1974
Resides: NYC
Marital Status: Single i believe
Previous/Other Bands: Vampire Love Dolls, Mannequin (temporarily), and Dope
Favourite Super Hero: Catwoman in the Tim Burton movies
Influences: NMBC, Jack Skellington, Jane's Addiction, Hanoi Rocks, Emily Strange, Caffeine, Manic Street Preachers, AFI, Slayer, Faster Pussycat..etc.

Eric Griffin
Instrument: Bass
Nicknames: Nikki Nine
Age: 29
D.O.B: February 24th, 1976
Resides: Grew up in Boston, Now Lives in Los Angeles
Marital Status: Has a Girlfriend
Previous/Other Bands: Synical
Influences: Motley Crue, Faster Pussycat, Slayer, Kiss, NIN, Iron Maiden...etc
Favourite Super Hero: Spider-Man

Ben Graves
Instrument: Drums
Nicknames: Ghoul
Age: 32
D.O.B: November 5th, 1972
Resides: Born In Boston, now lives in LA
Marital Status: Single i believe
Previous Jobs: Ben used to work for Next
Previous/Other Bands: Synical
Favourite Super Hero: Blade
Influences: Horror Movies, Marilyn Manson, Guns N Roses, NIN, Orgy, Motley Crue..etc


Posted on 04/13/2007 2:49 PM Comments (0)

March 15, 2007

here are my favorite boyz

HERE ARE MY BOYZ

davey havok 

DAVEY HAOVK

 

 

 

Jade Puget

JADE PUGET

 

 

 

Joey Jordison 

JOEY JORDISON 

 

 

 

Johnny Depp 

JOHNNY DEPP

 

 

 

Spencer Chamberlain 

SPENCER CHAMBERLAIN

 

 

 

Aaron Gillespie 

AARON GILLESPIE

 

 

 

 

Shawn Harris 

SHAWN HARRIS 

 

 

 

 

geard way #13 

GERARD WAY

 

 

 

 


Posted on 03/15/2007 5:34 PM Comments (1)

February 28, 2007

these are my fav. bands

Slipknot

slipknot

 

 

Underoath

underoath


Posted on 02/28/2007 11:32 AM Comments (0)

HEY EVERYBODY READ THIS!!!!!!!!

DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS MAN IS?

Evan Farmer 

WELL JUST WACTH: WHILE you were OUT

 

NEXT US TV AIRING:SUN.MAR.4  9:00AM ON TLC

 

 


Posted on 02/28/2007 9:14 AM Comments (0)

February 20, 2007

a song that i want to sing

                                                      "TIME OF DYING"

 

 On the ground I lay motionless, in pain I can see my life flashing before my eyes/ Did I fall asleep? Is this all a dream?/ Wake me up I'm living a nightmare/ I will not die I will survive/ Chorus: I will not die I'll wait here for you I feel alive when you're beside me/ I will not die/ I'll wait here for you in my time of dying/ On this bed I lay/ Losing everything/ I can see my life passing my by/ Was it all too much/ Or just not enough/ Wake me up I'm living a nightmare/ I will not die/ I will survive/ Chorus 3x/ Feel alive/Feel alive/ Feel alive


Posted on 02/20/2007 3:31 PM Comments (0)

February 19, 2007

a song that i want to sing

"DEAD"

 

And if your heart stops beating I'll be here wondering did you get what you deserve? The ending of your life/And if you get to heaven/ I'll here waiting,babe/ Did you get what you deserve?/ The end/ And if your life won't wait/ Then your heart can't take this/ Have/ You heard the news that you're dead? No one ever had much nice to say/ I think that they never liked you anyway/ Oh take/ Me from the hospital bed/ Wouldn't it be grand?/ It ain't exactly what you planned/ and wouldn't be great if we were dead? DEAD. Tongue-tied and so squeamish/ You never fell in love/ Did you get what you deserve?/ The ending of your life/ And if we get to heaven/ I'll be here waiting babe/ Did you get what you deserve? The end. And if your life won't wait/ Then your heart can't take this/ Have/ You heard the news that you're dead? No one ever had much to say/ I think that they never liked you any way/ Oh take/ Me from this hospital bed/ Wouldn't it be grand/ To take a pistol by the hand? And wouldn't it be great if we were dead? And in my honest observation/ During this operation/ Found a complication in your heart/ So long/ 'Cause now you've got/ Maybe just two weaks to live/ Is that the most the both of you can give? LA LA LA LA LA!/ LA LA LA LA LA!/LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!/ Oh, mother fucker if LIFE ain't just a joke/ Then why are we laughing? Then why am i dead? DEAD. 


Posted on 02/19/2007 8:43 AM Comments (1)
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